Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!
"Oh, Bessie... after all the women I've struck out with, I'm so happy to have found you! Let's go find a moon to jump over, and when we get back I'll get my clarinet and we'll make beautiful moosic together!"
"Let's give it to Riker. He'll eat anything
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