Gul Evek: Miles Edward O'Brien, you have been found guilty of aiding and abetting the Maquis, and committing crimes against the Cardassian Union. What do you have to say for yourself?
O'Brien: Piss off you yellow bellied fuckers.
O'Brien: Come on Molly, catch the ball!
Keiko: Good luck with that, to her we must be chucking fruit...
Another one of O'Brien's and Bashir's holosuite 'adventures'.
Sisko: 45 chief! How do you feel about that?
O'Brien: Worst bloody day of my life!
O'Brien: Get over it Julian and man up! It ain't bleedin real remember?