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Old September 3 2013, 09:54 PM   #1
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DS9 Caption Contest 80; The woes of Miles Edward O'Brien

August was a hectic month but fear not as I have found some spare time for this contest and then some. No longer will I be hosting the VOY caption contest and frankly it became a bit of a distraction when my heart was set on the DS9 caption contest.

And now having grovelled to you, we can move on to more pressing matters.

Finn wrote: View Post

Sisko: According to this, you put in the request for Deep Space Four instead of our station...

O'Brien: Bollocks. That's months away on the other side of the Federation, and Molly's birthday is tomorrow. Keiko is going to kill me!

Sisko: I'd worry about the kid. We are due for a possessed child episode.
JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post

KIRA: What is this, fan fiction written by a horny 15 year old?
INTENDANT: Bashir dream sequence.
The Laughing Vulcan wrote: View Post

Weyoun: "Because of the Founders and their cloning technology, I can call you spoonheads, 'spoonheads' all I want, and no matter what you do to me, torture me, maim me, kill me, I'll pop up again fresh as a daisy. Spoonheads!"
Dukat: "Ah yes, but we can keep killing you. It's an equitable agreement, and everyone is more than satisfied. Damar. Do the honours for Weyoun... what is it now?"
Weyoun: "Thirty-seven."
Dukat: "Weyoun thirty-seven."
Damar: "Yes sir." pulls out phaser and vaporises Weyoun
Bry_Sinclair wrote: View Post

Bashir: I thought you said Worf was being a pain in the ass, not that he had a pain in his ass.
shivkala wrote: View Post

Nog: Why are we doing this again?

Dax: Because Benjamin saw this Spacetube video, "Picard & Riker being cooler than everything for 10 hours," and, well, he does not like to be outdone.

Nog: So, we're just going to keep walking down this corridor for 11 hours?

Dax: That's the plan, yes.

Nog: Did anyone tell him it's just a 30 second clip played on a loop?

Dax: Yes.

Nog: And?

Dax: Worf is now in traction and is being fed gagh through a straw.

Nog: In that case, I look forward to the next 10 hours and 57 minutes!
(Note: the money I would give to see Worf being fed gagh through a straw!)

Rush Limborg wrote: View Post
AND...cue K-Billy's Super-Sounds of the (23)70's....

A qHentIn teren'tI'no film...
Reservior Targs
The photoshop award goes to:

Triskelion wrote: View Post

Weyoun: That's fifteen ninety-five.
Dukat: I don't think so. It's been over thirty parsecs.
The tag caption award goes to the following:

IzzyatWarp9 wrote: View Post
LeadHead wrote: View Post

Worf: (over comm) Ops to Captain Sisko. A Dominion attack force is approaching.

Sisko: Not now, Mister Worf. We're doing our cool walk.
#Eye of the Tiger starts playing#
Congratulations to the winners, you captioning prowess has been duly noted.




The theme of this caption is obvious; torture Miles Edward O'Brien anyway possible.

And now may this caption be a testament to a 9er's wit and sense of humour!

(Disclaimer: the fact that my first name is Miles should in no way inhibit your captioning prowess...)
Star Trek: The Approaching Shadow...

Caption contest: DS9

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