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Old September 2 2013, 07:07 PM   #30
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 111; under pressure...



Tom was all about respecting B'lenna's cultural heritage until he realized how many sharp objects would be involved along with her temper.



Janeway: Who is this?
Tom: I believe it's a keebler elf.



Tom: Did that console just explode, or is someone pulling that guy through a white portal?



Hogan: Not all of us signed up to die for Federation values.
Janeway: Tough luck, Maquis boy. You've been drafted into my collective and I'll sacrifice everyone's lives, especially yours, to keep the Kazon from getting our technology.

(thinking) I'll assign him to work for Neelix next chance I get, that'll get rid of him.



Janeway: Men can't help but squeeze peaches in my presence.
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