Re: TOS Caption Contest #276: Balance of Captions
Kirk: "Here I come, ready or not."
Scotty: "Aye, Captain, you have to count to a hundred. You didna' give them time to hide."
KIRK: Aw, come on! I've been looking for hours! Where is everbody?
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.