Re: TOS Caption Contest #276: Balance of Captions
Kirk: "I'm thinking of an object in this room."
Scotty: "Is it animal, vegetable, or mineral?"
Kirk: "All of the above."
Scotty: "Is it Yeoman Rand and her wig?"
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.