Re: Resigning from Starfleet
Since there's no money on earth, maybe Starfleet hands out promotions instead. It's like writers being given "producer" credit on television shows instead of more money.
Moe: I'll take the blonde!
Larry: I'll take the brunette!
Curly: I'll take the Black and Tan!
--Wee Wee Monsieur (1938)