A is for Andrea... now kiss me.
B is for Barbara Babcock. Incredible looking in both of her incarnations.
C is for Calamarain gas clouds.
D is for Double Red Alert!
E is for Enterprise 1701E
F is for Fajo... now sit in the chair.
G is for Gorkon's British accent.
H is for Hip hip hoorah? And I believe it's pronounced tally ho.
I is for Irritating....ah, yes....one of your Earth emotions.
J is for Jeremy Aster. Starfleet orphan.
K is for Klingon B'rel-class Bird of Prey.
L is for Locutus of Borg.
M is for Marla Aster.
N is for Neural Neutralizer.
O is for Optronic computer relays.
P is for Positronic brains.
Q is for Quantum realities.
R is for "Red Alert!" Q's here and he's naked. And floating.
S is for Saurian brandy.
T is for Tanugans.
U is for United Space Ship.
V is for Vanna of the Troglytes of planet Ardana.
W is for Warfare concealed. Many prefer it more open, more honest.
X is for Xindi weapons construction.
Y is for yarns. Outrageous ones always being spun by Garak. Which would be appropriate for a "taylor".