I was going to come in here and go on some rant about the lol Mets, start singing Meet the Mess, meet the Mess, step right up and great the Mess. I just don't have it in me, for only the Mets can trade Marlon Byrd only hours before Marlon Byrd tee-shirt night at Shea Stadium.
I tried to show Junior some racism today and it was thwarted by the cops and Whitey.
Of course I'm a creationist. I believe man created god.