A is for the Alpha Cygnus star system.
B is for Big Boobies. Uhura had 'em, so did Troi, 7 of 9 and T'Pol.
C is for Canamar.
D is for the D. The Enterprise-D. Looks like a gigantic warp paddle.
E is for Enterprise-B. She'll be installed with all she needs. On Tuesday.
F is for Federation Funny Farm.
G is for the Gamelan sector.
H is for Harriman, Captain of the Excelsior, er... I mean the Enterprise.
I is for Izar, Federation colony world and home of Starfleet legend Captain Garth.
J is for Junk. As in what's left of your ship after you let Counselor Troi drive.
K is for Kling.
L is for lateral sensor array. Online and scanning. Detecting large atmospheric disturbances nearby. (thunderstorms)
M is for Mugato. I've always wondered if they would BBQ well.
N is for Narendra III.
O is for Omicron Ceti III.
P is for Pyris VII.
Q is for Quantum Torpedoes.
R is for Romulan Neutral Zone.
S is for Spock's disco dancing skills.
T is for Tyree, Kirk's old friend.
U is for Universal Translator.
V is for the Ventax star system.
W is for William Shatner.
X is for Xindi-Reptillian aggression.