Re: TOS Caption Contest #276: Balance of Captions
KIRK: Eenie meenie miney mo
RAND: Is that part of the ceremony?
KIRK: Nah, I'm trying to figure out which one's gonna die by the third act.
SCOTTY: You're never gonna win those concert tickets, Captain.
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.