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Old August 27 2013, 06:08 AM   #16
Gecko of Gorn
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #276: Balance of Captions

Spock: Gentlemen. It's that time of the week. Your calls, if you please.

Crewman 1: What's "Omnipotent Being" paying?

Spock: 2 to 1.

Crewman 2: How about "Klingon Attack"?

Spock: 5 to 1.

Crewman 1: "Romulan Threat"?

Spock: Erm, even money.

Crewman 1: Screw it, I'll take the high end on "Crazy Officer" at 5 to 1 and "Get it on Cappie" just to cover the risk.

Spock: (mumbling) Sucker.
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