You're cute when you're drunk.
Is it wrong to say that? Eh, I don't care. You are.
It is not wrong, I am doomed to eternal cuteness. It's okay usually, but it sucks when you're trying to be threatening.
You haven't lived until you've played Drunk Chutes and Ladders.
I can never go back to Kentucky.
I do hope this involved real
chutes and real