"... and just for the record, I was never invited
to officiate at Sulu's."
"You resigned your commission, sir."
"Dammit, Spock, I was drunk!"
"Starfleet regulations clearly state that voluntary intoxication does not negate..."
"To blazes with regulations! Those chairbound paper-pushers have never had
a good buzz!"
"And your job is to sit and stare at a single button? Very good. I believe this downsizing project may prove easier than I anticipated."
"There! The controls are responding much faster since I deleted all that stupid porn of yours."
"You take a lot of chances, Lieutenant."
"Captain, we canna begin the dance party until ye switch it off Rush Limbaugh!"
"Only an hour and twenty minutes left, Scotty."
Intercom: "...bunch of Vulcans and Andorians coming in and taking jobs away from decent, hardworking Earth people!"
"Since the days of the first wooden vessels ... and that reminds me, I really need a leak."