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Old August 26 2013, 07:27 AM   #6
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #276: Balance of Captions

Thanks for the award!

RAND: What the--?
KIRK: It's my "Kirk-light". Don't ask.

KIRK: What do you mean "the NSA has been monitoring all our intercom chats"?

KIRK: What's wrong with this picture, Spock?"
SPOCK: That you're harshing my mellow... sir.

SULU: You're a sight for sore eyes.
UHURA: Speaking of sore eyes: if you want two shiners, keep gawking, creep.

SPOCK: So that's two cheeseburgers "animal style", fries and two medium drinks. Your order number is 1701.
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