Kirk: Do you, Ensign Insert Name Here,
Rand: (thinking) Dang, I thought he knew who they were.
Scotty: Captain, shouldn't we be finishing the wedding ceremony?
Kirk: Just a minute Scotty...
Uhura: Now hear this, the Final Score: 49ers 34, Vikings 14.
Shatner: Leonard, why are you in my chair?
Nimoy: According to the recent character popularity ratings, it's OUR chair now.
Uhura: My foot will open up hailing frequencies with your butt if you don't stop staring at me.
Spock: Although it makes no sense whatsoever, I'm here in the weapons room. Plot hole, anyone?