Re: All Trek Caption Contest 5: Especially The Lies
PICARD: That was the wrong EPS conduit. You just combined the transporter and the phasers.
GEORDI: Why would someone plant a camera in Troi's quarters?
Riker shakes his head in disbelief.
BASHIR: God, this place is so boring. Maybe I'll tell the Dominion that the Alpha Quadrant powers want to conquer and kill them all. That ought to liven things up.
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.