Re: All Trek Caption Contest 5: Especially The Lies
PICARD: That was the wrong EPS conduit. You just combined the transporter and the phasers.
GEORDI: Why would someone plant a camera in Troi's quarters?
Riker shakes his head in disbelief.
BASHIR: God, this place is so boring. Maybe I'll tell the Dominion that the Alpha Quadrant powers want to conquer and kill them all. That ought to liven things up.