"Ok, this is why specifically, you're not supposed to wear polyester when you use the transporter!"
"The transplant was a success. You have each other's faces."
"Superlative, let us never speak of this again. Doctor, Numbah One."
"Something's up with the cavitating plasma regulator coupling."
"Well there's your problem. It says 'Made In The USA'."
"Yes, hello my good fellow. My name is-"
"I.C. Weiner, Captain."
"Thank you Spock. My name is I.C. Weiner, and I would like to order 12 pizzas with everything. If you could deliver them to the residence of Captain Styles..."
"I can't believe the Cardassians have never heard of air conditioning."