You'll be finishing that sentence with a proper noun later. Just sayin'.
Purple wallpaper? Oh, c'mon now. That's not very fair to say.
I'm clearly the green wallpaper with neon yellow polka dots that strobe when you look at them too long.
Green wallpaper with neon yellow polka dots that strobe? Why didn't you tell me this sooner? Now none of the furniture matches. You've made the credenza look the fool. Congratulations.