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Old August 18 2013, 02:48 AM   #28
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #275: I, Caption

ORIGINAL SCRIPT FOR "I, MUDD" WHICH THE NBC STANDARDS AND PRACTICES DEPARTMENT REJECTED:



Spock: I knew that my promise to teach you all my seduction neck pinch would bring the captain running! But you're SOL, Chekov... no seduction for you until you make Lt JG!



Chekov: Who needs a seduction neck pinch anyvays? My sexy Bolshoy dancing will have all the androids falling all over me!



Spock: Hmmm... the seduction pinch worked on the Stella series; why isn't it working on this one? She should have been out of that cocktail dress five minutes ago.

Android: I am not programmed to respond in that area.




Kirk: Norman, since I'm going to be stuck here for the rest of my life... have I told you that I like a change of pace now and then? Now, how did that seduction neck pinch Spock taught me go again?

Norman: MUST INITIATE SELF DISTRUCT!
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