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Old August 17 2013, 01:28 AM   #53
Leith Jones
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Re: The Joke Thread.

"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"A programmer's wife told him 'Go to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.'
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread."

"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your MicroSoft software."

"1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d."
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy? Gandhi
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