"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"A programmer's wife told him 'Go to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.'
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread."
"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your MicroSoft software."
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