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Old August 15 2013, 08:11 AM   #540
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Re: ‘Superman & Batman’ movie will follow ‘Man of Steel’

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If Matt Bomer isn't cast as Batman it will be a grave injustice.
So if this did theoretically happen would that make him the first actor to have played both Superman and Batman?
And after any such duel casting had taken place, Matt can manifest different attributes of each character across different segments of his almost perfect body, which means that every time Matt in the privacy of his own mansion jerks off, just as heterosexually as any straight man might, which is a shame, because in theory Gay men should be able to masturbate better, he's actually acting out a million slash fanfictions of Batman and Superman getting to know each other's equipment before they knock boots.
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