Re: All Trek Caption Contest 4: Set phasers to fun
TROI: Wow,Will went down faster than a cheap hooker.
WORK: No one mocks my gi.
KIRK: Does this make me look fat?
SULU: No, it's the conversion from full frame to widescreen.
DATA: I do not feel comfortable ordering food from clown.
KHAN: Let's just pull this back like this. Now lets do something about that dress! Ta...key!
MARLA: We're not ever going to have sex, are we?
Data soon regretted breaking up with the ship's computer.