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Old August 13 2013, 04:59 PM   #4
Jonas Grumby
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Re: All Trek Caption Contest 4: Set phasers to fun

TFTW, IzzyatWarp9!

Sulu: "Nice pose."
Kirk: "Yes. The stalwart captain standing heroically on the bridge of his ship!"
Sulu: "Very impressive. I wonder how many viewers are looking at Lieutenant Uhura's legs instead."
Kirk: "Quite a few, I would imagine."

Data (thinking): "Teapot? Lighting fixture? Sargon? What the hell is this thing?"

Khan (irritated): "There is no call for that facial expression! I have been in suspended animation for two hundred years! Many of my pickup lines are bound to be dated!"
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