Bashir: You have a WOMAN'S hand!!!
McCoy: I will shoot you with my phaser!
Spock: Doctor McCoy, that is your hand
McCoy: Wha...? Damn I must've left it in the transporter beam!
Primmins: Just slice heeere... and heeere... and Om Nom gets the candy!
Guy on the right: Check out my new human body! It's so flexible yet sturdy!
Guy on the left: Ugh. You are so embarrassing
Picard: Huh. So that's what the bridge looks like from the cheap seats