Re: DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...
: Well, Chief?
: Sorry, sir. I've consulted the entire Federation database. I have no idea what "stonker" means.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.