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Old August 11 2013, 01:19 PM   #7061
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Re: DC's New 52: Reviews and Discussion (Spoilers welcolme and likely)

My justification for that entire thing...

Miracle Man, Scott Free, is Darkseid's son, and Oberon is Scott's best friend.

Potsy and Howard Cunningham.

...

I read 46 issues of Legion, legion lost and Legion Secret origin today.

Legion Lost was fantastic (to a point).

Legion of Super heores did however need to be cancelled.

Although... Once Levitz embraced the cancellation he WENT TO TOWN.

Sunboy decapitated.

Dude where's you head?

It's been mashed into a bag of jelly by a falling ceiling on a crashing starship, hasn't it?

Yes, yes it has.

TTFN head.

Everyone is just moping around saying goodbye to this headless corpse still sitting on the captains chair of a wrecked spaceship.

And the bad guy in the final battle... Emerald Empress has the upper hand on Saturn Girl... 4 legionaries have bought the farm in the last four issues, and there's one issue left in the series, and so the bad guy says this without bleeping or sensorship to Lightning Lad...

"I hope she kills your bitch slowly."

!!??!!??

The first 16 issues were puppies, rainbows, unicorns and candy canes.

####.

It's like Levitz is trying to get p/re/cancelled a couple issues early by being ####ing disgusting.
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