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Old August 8 2013, 03:10 AM   #5563
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Antimatter injector. It's stuck again. I guess I could be like Kirk and just kick the crap out of it.
B is for Berengarian dragons. Vulcans like T'Pol and Spock seemed to be familiar with the species.
C is for Chekov. He screams like a girl but has the constitution of a girly man.
D is for Deltan women. Bald and celibate. At least they're celibate around Earth humans and other Federation humanoids.
E is for Ekos. Planet of the Nazi's.
F is for Ferengi Marauder spacecraft.
G is for Gomtuu.
H is for Harry Mudd's alter ego when he first encountered the Enterprise crew: Captain Leo Walsh.
I is for Iconian Orifices.
J is for Journeys to unexplored worlds and star systems.
K is for Klingon pants. They like 'em tight.
L is for Leonard James Akaar. His Mom is CatWoman. The wackadoodle one.
M is for Melakon of Ekos, the real power behind that world's Nazi regime.
N is for Neela. Bajoran assassin.
O is for Orb. Even though it looks like an hourglass in a box?
P is for Pacifica, a beautiful ocean-covered planet and the location of at least one major conference of Federation member worlds.
Q is for quirky computers that only communicate through swirling, blinking lights. They seem to be a mainstay of TOS. Just how high was the people that designed those User Interfaces? How can anybody get any work done?
R is for Ron Tracey, respected and accomplished Starfleet captain who went mad with ambition and delusions of grandeur and violated the Prime Directive.
Human instinct is pretty strong. You can't expect us to change overnight.

- Jonathan Archer, 2151
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