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Old August 4 2013, 03:12 AM   #14
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 111; under pressure...


B'Elanna: I'm going to use this bat'leth to slice off your--
Tom: Alright...exiting slowly...leaving you to your PMS...
B'Elanna: That means "I love you" in half-Klingon, you FOOL!


Tom: YER A WIZARD, HARRY!
Chakotay: Acoochimoya...we are far away from the...
Janeway: This isn't Harry Potter! AND FOR THE LAST TIME, NOT EVERYTHING REQUIRES A GODDAMN VISION QUEST, CHAKOTAY!


Tom: Neelix?


Hogan: It's not my fault you trigger red alert every time I pass gas! It's Neelix's cooking!
Janeway: My farts never smell that bad and I eat the same food. Dismissed!
Hogan: I'm going to die anyway, AT LEAST LET ME FART AS I PLEASE!
Yellow Shirt #2: Dude...your farts do smell pretty rank.


Janeway: My body for his vegetables...I like it.
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