: Chief, are you telling me that my head of engineering, the guy I count on to keep this station running, can't fix this one simple problem?
: Yes, sir, I told you, we can erase your history on the local drive, but Starfleet already has a record of your browsing history.
: You think they'd buy that I was trying to type "Crazy Bajoran Teenage Text"?
: Sir, with all due respect, who do you think you're fooling with that?
: Well, I'm going to have to do the honorable thing and...
Sisko and O'brien, in unison
: ...blame Jake!
: Aren't you embarrassed to be seen in public wearing such an ridiculous outfit?
: I was just about to ask you the same question.
: ...Two. One Vorta to ask the Founders if, in their infinite wisdom it should be changed, and the other to actually change it.
: Good one, Weyoun. Now, why did the Vorta cross the road? Because the Founder told it to!
: Dukat, that's enough of your racist jokes.
: But, you just...
: I can tell Vorta jokes because I'm a Vorta. See? I make a Vorta joke, not racist. You make one, it's racist.
: You make jokes about Cardassians all the time.
: That's not racist either, if you check the agreement between the Dominion and the Cardassians, we are allowed to make fun of you all we want.
: If my readings are right, if these are exposed to fire for long enough, they will hatch into dragons.
: Alright, enough Game of Thrones
: Why are we doing this again?
: Because Benjamin saw this Spacetube video, "Picard & Riker being cooler than everything for 10 hours
," and, well, he does not like to be outdone.
: So, we're just going to keep walking down this corridor for 11 hours?
: That's the plan, yes.
: Did anyone tell him it's just a 30 second clip played on a loop?
: Worf is now in traction and is being fed gagh through a straw.
: In that case, I look forward to the next 10 hours and 57 minutes!