Thanks for the win!!
SISKO: Here's the new crew evaluations
O'BRIEN: Err... thanks, Commander
SISKO:... Aren't you going to pick it up?
O'BRIEN: I would but I can't move my arms
SISKO: Why not?
O'BRIEN:... I put my uniform on backwards and hoped nobody would notice
INTENDANT: You can use this so called 'force' all you like, but this headband isn't going to come off!
KIRA: We'll... see... about... THAT!
INTENDANT: No, seriously, it's glued to my head
WEYOUN: How many Cardassians does it take to change a lightbulb?
DUKAT: Kill him.
BASHIR: What IS that??
DAX: THAT... is a Klingon party hat