SISKO: Tell me the truth Miles. That was your review on captainratings.com.
O'BRIEN: You can't possibly prove it was me.
SISKO: The same account did a much better review of Jean Luc Picard.
O'BRIEN: It still could have been Worf.
KIRA: What is this, fan fiction written by a horny 15 year old?
INTENDANT: Bashir dream sequence.
DUKAT: You know, when I was prefect of Bajor I had a 100% approval rating.
WEYOUN: What was the other poll option?
DUKAT: Hard labor.
BASHIR: THIS is a Klingon adult toy?
DAX: Curzon had one just like it.
NOG: Umm...why are you all dressed like that? Am I in a parallel universe or something?
SISKO: Of course not Captain. This is standard uniform for Ferengi Alliance Salesmen.