Would you rather be Neelix's taste tester of Archer's speech writer?
Good one, I would equally dislike both of them but I'd pick Neelix's taste tester, eventually (hopefully) he'll get the taste attuned to my liking.
Would you rather live out your life as Jake Sisko or Alexander?
Alexander, but I would join starfleet like dear old dad.
Would you rather be teleportation combined with Tuvok like in "Tuvix" or be the next Dax host?