Hey, I have a problem. The fast forward button isn't working. I keep pointing it at myself and pressing the button nothing happens. I tried pointing it at the calendar and pressing the button and STILL nothing happens. I need someone to help me out here. I mean you don't really expect me to actually go through the months between now and this book coming out, one day at a time do you? I'll go mad. Mad I say. MAAAAAAD! Oops. Too late.