Re: Dating Tips
Tip 1: Don't spend half a year texting someone before going on a date. If it's going well, ask to see her in person. It'll flow more naturally and make a better connection. Or you'll find it won't work, and you won't have spent 6 months building her up in your head to be super-human.
Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by man. ~Jack Handey