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Old July 30 2013, 12:55 AM   #127
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Re: Kate Mulgrew - Orange is the New black

What's Ronald's job?

He's a magical clown that stops the Hamburglar every week.

What could have gone wrong?

I think Ronald took a bribe.

Turned a blind eye at just the right moment and Hamburglar stole all the Burgers!

Here's the really asshole thing.

Ronald doesn't sell the Burgers.

He gives them away to well dressed predominantly white affluent children.

Why is Hamburglar stealing free shit?

And what the frakk is with Mayor McCheese's revolving door prison system!?

It's worse than Arkham asylum!

There's something hinky going on.

If they want to promote awareness, I think they should come clean and admit that Grimace is a testicular tumour.
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