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Old July 29 2013, 08:48 PM   #5465
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Ardana, Federation world and the location of the legendary cloud city of Stratos.
B is for Boothby. Legendary groundskeeper of Starfleet Academy. Who offers help and advice to young promising cadets. However, I suspect that he's actually a Martian.
C is for Cheron, a class-M planet once inhabited by two humanoid races with differing bichromatic skin color patterns that eventually exterminated one another in prolonged wars fueled by racial hatred.
D is for Denobulan gang bang.
E is for Excelsior-class Federation starships.
F is for Federation hypocrisy.
G is for "Givers of pain and delight."
H is for Horta. NO KILL I
I is for the Iotians, humanoids with a gift for imitation who once patterned their entire society after early 20th century Earth gangsters and organized crime.
J is for Jem'Hadar baby.
K is for Kira Nerys
L is for Lawgivers. "You........Come."
M is for McCoy. The most irritable CMO in the fleet. For gods sake get that man a drink!
N is for Nanite technology.
O is for Omag. The Fat Ferengi.
P is for Photon Torpedoes, a primary defensive weapon of Federation starships of the 23rd and 24th centuries.
Q is for Quantum Torpedoes. For when you positively, absolutely want to blow the snot out of some one and regular photorps won't cut it.
R is for Romulan Senators. Some, like Pardek, served for almost an entire century.
S is for Shakespeare. You haven't experienced his work until you've read it in the original Klingon.
T is for Tiburon, member world of the Federation.
U is for Uhura's tremendous thighs.
V is for Valkris and Vixis. Two Klingon ladies.
W is for Wormhole Aliens.
X is for Xon of Vulcan.
Y is for Yangs.
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