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Old July 29 2013, 12:02 AM   #15
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 110; Iterative refinements

Neelix: May I squeeze your melons?
Talli: Sorry, I'm not into furries.
Neelix: Dammit.

Tuvok: Is this bearded hologram what humans call a "Santa Claus"?
Da Vinci: I can hear you, ear-boy!
Janeway: Tuvok! This is Leonardo Da Vinci, a great artist and inventor from the 15th Century.
Tuvok: Then it is logical to assume that his knowledge is extremely outdated.
Da Vinci: I know someone who's getting coal this Christmas...
Tuvok: Computer, delete the Santa.

Alien: Ok, can have the uniform back on one condition. I get to keep this man as my personal slave.
Chakotay: Errrr...I don't think...
Tom: It's a deal!

Seven: Doctor, how is staring at my breasts relevant to conducting your scans?
EMH: Your breasts are always relevant.

Janeway: My security officer thinks you're a Santa.
Da Vinci: Ho, ho, ho! I's absurd.
Janeway: This plane sucks.
Da Vinci: Have no fear, Caterina! My magical flying reindeer will arrive within the hour.
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