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Old July 28 2013, 11:16 PM   #21
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Re: TNG Caption This! 322: What's Happening to Me

Riker: Deanna says our phasers are just surrogate penises.

Picard: What's that Number One? I wasn't listening, my power cell has gone dead.

Crush: This will relieve the pressure from bun tension.
Yar: Got anything for blonde syndrome?
Crush: For blondes, certainly.

Wesley: Sirs, I'd really rather not judge who has the smallest bulge, and I resent being summoned as the "resident expert."

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