Riker: Deanna says our phasers are just surrogate penises.
Picard: What's that Number One? I wasn't listening, my power cell has gone dead.
Crush: This will relieve the pressure from bun tension.
Yar: Got anything for blonde syndrome?
Crush: For blondes, certainly.
Wesley: Sirs, I'd really rather not judge who has the smallest bulge, and I resent being summoned as the "resident expert."