Pornstache has an IQ of 70.
Someone has to tell George how he is being manipulated using very small words, and then he will react stupidly, end up in Prison himself in his own spinoff where no matter what happens he's raped at the end of every episode by someone twice his size.
Just remember... Pornstache used to be the Sexy dangerous soldier Boy on Weeds... Oh and he played a sexy yoga instructor medium, his Zen was super sexy...
He was on the Wire?
How fucking old is this guy?
Oh look, he was on the Black Donnelly's with Kate.