Picard: I think we can persuade Mr. Leadhead to start the next caption contest on time.
Riker: By pointing phasers at him or offering him a hot night with Troi if he manages it?
Picard: A little of both.
Crusher: And that's... HA HA... just... HO HO... a... CHORTLE... LITTLE PRICK.
Troi: That joke doesn't work with hypo-sprays.
Crusher: DON'T TAKE FROM DOCTORS THE ONE MOMENT OF JOY IN THEIR LIVES.
Captain's Log Stardate 41321.46: Why do I feel people are constantly watching every move I make for the sake of crap jokes?
Crusher: So we have 21st century style computers, but 1980's style hair?
Picard: ... And then you see, what you need to do, is a step to the left...