Riker: Let's lock and load.
Picard: Oh good, Number One. That's much more pithy than my "Let's eat cheese and surrender."
This will prevent your nipples from violating the prime directive.
Did I leave the leg iron on that Orion fornicatress?
Uh oh, looks like Boner is stuck in a "There's something wrong with the universe" loop again.
. Boner Crusher.
Wesley: I'm sorry sirs. I thought it was No Pants Tuesday.
Picard: No, it's Proctology Pal Wednesday. So you will
be needing pants after.