"Well, that didn't work. Try dialing in the numerical setting and then
hitting the 'set' button."
"No, that's not right, either. Dammit! Who the hell designed these things!"
"Probably some kid who's spent his whole life playing computer games 24/7."
(loudly, so everyone on the bridge can hear):
"Ah, Deanna! Back from Risa, I see! Don't worry; I've got your customary tri-penicillin injection right here!"
"To be honest, sir, I'm not really getting a 'strong captain' vibe from that pose. It's more like 'pouty girl.'"