It's not the setting you have it on, Numbah One, it's how you fire it that counts.
You were in an enclosed space with Commander Riker for longer than fifteen seconds, you have to be inoculated against Orion herpes, Rigellian crabs, and Bolian syphilis.
Captain's personal log, supplemental. After seeing the results for Commander Riker, I'm wondering whether I should grow a beard as well.
Beverly regretted taking a chance on that last fart.
[scoffs] Who do you think you are? Superman?
You'd better take that back, Wesley!
What's he going to-- [chokes, then starts gargling and gasping]
I find your lack of faith disturbing.