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Old July 25 2013, 10:05 AM   #5414
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Alpha Quadrant, where a lot of Star Trek is set.
B is for bones. All Dr McCoy said he had left after his divorce.
C is for Cardassia, where Dukat and Damar are from.
D is for Denobulans, one of the earliest alien species with which humans established regular contact after the invention of warp drive.
E is for Elevator. What some dunces call the turbolift. Dr McCoy I'm looking at you.
F is for Federation Funny Farm. Where McCoy would've ended up if Kirk hadn't broken him out of detention.
G is for the Gorlan Uprising, a major revolt against Terran Imperial rule in the Mirror Universe that was brutally crushed by that side's Captain James T. Kirk.
H is for Halkan peace monkeys.
I is for the Ilari.
J is for Jean-Luc Picard.
K is for Klingon rhinoplasty.
L is for Leslie, a junior officer who served aboard the Enterprise 1701 during Captain Kirk's most historic five-year mission of deep space exploration.
M is for Mugato. Often mispronounced Mugatu thanks to actors De Kelley and Bill Shatner arsing up the pronunciation.
N is for Narendra III, site of the heroic sacrifice and destruction of the Enterprise-C in the year 2344, an incident that helped draw the Federation and the Klingons closer together.
O is for Organians. Non corporeal peace monkeys.
P is for Praxis, a Klingon moon reduced to a shattered, orbiting hulk in both the Prime and Abrams timelines.
Q is for Q. Non corporeal dick.
R is for the Romulan Commander played by Mark Lenard, who commanded the cloaked ship that penetrated into Federation space and destroyed several border outposts in 2266, ending over a century of Romulan isolation.
S is for Space. The Final Frontier.
T is for T'Pol's bum. "To boldly go where no man (human) has gone before."
U is for Ullian telepathic skills.
V is for Vidiian beauty products. They're shit.
W is for Warp Field Signature.
X is for Xindi technology, in some ways much more advanced than that of humans of the mid-22nd century
Y is for Yonada. A monstrous spaceship like that would have come in handy after the Fabrini were done with it. It could have been used as a Trojan Horse during the Dominion War.
Z is for Zek's ears. Big, droopy, wrinkled and containing more grey hair than all the admirals in Starfleet combined.
On Halloween Night the Great Temporal Pumpkin rises out of his chroniton patch and flies through space with his bag of new timelines for all the children.

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