Picard: Phasers on stun.
Riker: Captain, why are you and I going on this mission instead of sending a security team?
Picard: Uh... wait...
Transporter Chief: Energizing Sir!
On the Enterprise
you can't avoid your flu shot.
Picard: Picard to Bridge, give me a view of something more interesting will ya?
Crusher: Why did they put superglue on the walls?
Wesley: And one day, I'll have a beard too!
Riker: Oh no you didn't!