Hi not-at-all-evil Robert
Long time no see!
If you have a prob with the German Dativ and need the help of a native speaker who is actually proficient in all matters grammatical (it's really sad that one has to stress that today - in my time it was a matter of course that people had a grasp of their mother tongue), please don't hesitate to contact me. )
But aren't you Barvarian? Can you speak hochdeutsche
I swear my biggest problem was starting lessons thinking I'd have a few Germam speaking friends to practice on - only to realise afterwards they are all Schweizerdeutsch!!!
When I get a bit more confident in my speaking, I'd definitely like to practice with you