Captain's Log. Supplemental
Captain's Log Stardate 4123.45: There are two things I hate. The Borg,and filling in my tax return forms.
: Investigations have confirmed my worst fears; the Borg inflitrated and assimilated the Federation Revenue Service decades ago. Until now, no one noticed the difference.
The Federation Internal Revenue Service.
Jean Luc Picard, Captain.
It has come to our attention (never mind how) that you voted against the current President in the resent Federation wide Presidential election.
Your tax returns are therefor being subjected to audit for the previous four (Earth) decades. Please make yourself and your records availible at the Tusken VII office of Mr/Ms Xyhskd on stardate 45839.73.
Have a nice day.