Real rock music is melodic and has a structure, preferably with real singers.
Come on, you have a Gene Simmons avatar. I'm a Kiss-maniac too, their debut album is one of my most listened to albums, as is Creatures of the Night
. I even love Music From the Elder
for crying out loud.
Gene is not a very good singer
. Goin' Blind
is still a kick-ass song though.
Gene Simmons the Klingon
, you mean.
Even Kiss songs have a melodic structure. And though they aren't great singers, they did carve a signature sound out of what they had to work with. And don't forget the marketing. That's pure genius.
forget Kiss Meets The Phantom of the Park
. That's just horrendous.