Hello Everyone! Sorry, still not back on weekends, but I'll try to be better!
First up to the plate, we have the "Safety Protocols" Award, going to:
Jonas Grumby wrote:
"So...wanna play Spin the Bottle?"
"Computer! Remove all bottles from holodeck!"
Next, we have the "Leslie Nielsen Appreciation Society" Award, going to:
: Sickbay to Bridge, I've figured out what we are dealing with. Everyone on this ship who replicated fish for dinner will become violently ill within the next half hour.
: Just how serious is it, Doctor?
: Extremely serious. It starts with a slight
Troi starts showing signs of a chill.
Then a dryness in the throat.
Troi starts to talk, but can't because her throat is dry.
As the virus penetrates the red blood cells the victim becomes dizzy and begins to experience a rash and itching.
Troi acts dizzy and begins to itch her arms and legs
From there the poison works its way into the central nervous system causing severe muscle spasms, followed by the inevitable drooling.
Troi starts to spasm and then begins drooling.
At this point, the entire digestive system is rendered useless, causing the complete collapse of the lower bowels, accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence...
Troi begins farting
until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering, wasted piece of jelly.
Troi is reduced to a quivering, wasted piece of jelly.
Next, we have the "Well, whatdya know?" Award, going to:
Stubbs: Wow. He really was
playing the world's smallest violin.
Next, we have the "Isn't it Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart?" Award, going to:
Guy on left: FIRE!
Second to left: WATER!
Second to right: EARTH!
Next, we have the "Bring out your dead" Award, going to:
: "I'm getting better"
: "No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment"
: "I feel fine"
: "You're not fooling anyone, you know"
: "I think I might go for a walk"
Our photoshop award goes to:
Nerys Myk wrote:
Captain's Log. The force field around Counselor Troi is working. The reduced oxygen content will keep her from having enough energy to state the obvious.
Geordi: I had no idea when we entered the "Best Dressed Person on the Holodeck" contest that the drink would win it.
Congrats to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!
New contest! Go! Go!